100 of the greatest ideas of all time!
1. Microwave your underpants.
2. Drop out of college.
3. Vote for yourself in the next election.
4. Burn your toe with a magnifying glass.
5. Start a stupid website like this one.
6. Start worrying about lint.
7. Ignore anyone who's first name starts with an "R".
8. Always iron your socks.
9. Call all your college professors "Cheech"
10. Spend time with spider monkeys.
11. Waste more time on stupid websites.
12. Claim to be a descendant of a greek god.
13. Interupt people as often as possible.
14. Spell words like "color" the british way, like colour.
15. Insist that McDonalds make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
16. Show up to work at a random company.
17. Always carry foreign currency.
18. Claim to be a personal friend of Margret Thatcher.
19. Talk about your fear of thimbles.
20. Exercise randomly.
21. Claim to be a hemopheliac when giving blood.
22. Send Microsoft letters that their spellchecker spelled "North Dakota" wrong.
23. Insist on cheese.
24. Claim to have a photographic memory.
25. Wear mismatched shoes.
26. Claim your color blind.
27. Invent an imaginary friend.
28. Scratch uncontrollably.
29. Make earwax candles.
30. Save your toenail clippings.
31. Use yogurt as a lubricant.
32. Create tension between your best friends.
33. Become a packrat.
34. Dress up for Halloween everyday as a pickle.
35. Claim you are a soveriegn nation and exempt from taxes.
36. Pay full retail.
37. Sell diplomas on a street corner.
38. Avoid chickens.
39. Tell people you enjoy mimes.
40. Teach thrid graders to throw knives.
41. Encourage people to swear more.
42. Yell "fire!" at a funeral.
43. Ask your recently divorced friend if you can date their ex.
44. Invent the tupperware coffin.
45. Join other in their distain of dolphins.
46. Increase global warming.
47. Claim to have invented the Internet.
48. Spend your life savings on feathers.
49. Waterski holding a baby.
50. Pass audible gas anywhere and everywhere.
51. Become one with a penguin.
52. Ask someone how it feels to be me.
53. Buy a twist tie watch.
54. Celebrate the 21st of every other month.
55. Drink silly string.
56. Walk backwards into a wedding.
57. Ask your spouse if they'll be okay with joing a cult.
59. Wear a cape on Fridays.
58. Put typed numbers out of order.
60. Carve your initials in a statue.
61. Name all of your children "Slappy"
62. Guarantee hair growth with potato salad.
63. Play catch with a porcupine.
64. Send a chain letter.
65. Argue with an expert in a field you are unqualified.
66. Become more self-centered.
67. Publish 100 websites about stuff.
68. Adopt mauve as your favourite colour.
69. Hold your breath for 20 minutes.
70. Spray paint your pet.
71. Ignore comets.
72. Signal for everything at an auction.
73. Live with cattle.
74. Make a documentary about healthcare.
75. Sweeten your Capt'n Crunch cereal with more sugar.
76. Play a round of golf with only a putter.
77. Tell people that's not what Scooby would do.
78. Wear a baseball mitt on both hands and claim to be Lobster Boy!
79. Untie bows.
80. Get a tattoo of an armadillo.
81. Teach at a university.
82. Start the Primates for Celibacy Club.
83. Encourage old math.
84. Deny New Hampshire is a state.
85. Say the most important invention ever was the juicer.
86. Buy a tuxedo.
87. Sell your old paperweights.
88. Seven is always the key number.
89. Surf the web for the East Pole.
90. Travel to Tulsa.
91. Fish using cayen pepper as bait.
92. Read a stupid list.
93. Become a shepard.
94. Learn to make horse shoes.
95. Refer to the temperature outside in Kelven.
96. Try professional lawn darts.
97. Swim with the cats.
98. Apologize for Carbon.
99. Eat 100 Tootsie Roll Pops in an hour.
100. Leave the lights on when you sleep.
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